Have you read Drunk of the Week this week?

Everyone in the office knows who did it. I have left a clue in the comments, ruling out the following:

Grant Brissey
Christopher Frizzelle
Eric Grandy
Jen Graves
Cienna Madrid
Charles Mudede
Kelly O
Dan Savage
Megan Seling
Lindy West

The guilty party has consented to being embarrassed like this.