I'm putting together tomorrow's SIFF Picks of the Day, and I've run into a bit of a sticky situation. Which one of these baby turtle photos is cuter?

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Is it this butthead?

My mom says Im cool!
  • "My mom says I'm cool!"

Or this jerk over here?*

I pick Ken Griffey, Jr!
  • "I pick Ken Griffey, Jr!"

Which? Which? WHICH!? Help me out here, people. Your country needs you.

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Which one is cuter?

*Yes, I understand that these are likely the selfsame turtle baby in different poses. Please do not waste your valuable time letting me know.