The anti-gay, pro-abstinence-until-marriage, conservative-family-values Indiana GOP congressman who resigned after his affair with a much younger, just-as-married staffer went public says that some good will come of his career-ending scandal: like Bristol Palin, ex-Rep Mark Souder believes that his example will encourage people to embrace abstinence—you can watch the congressman being interviewed about the importance of abstinence by his staffer/lover in this hilarious video—so the congressman was doing the Lord's work back when he was stuffing his dick in his staffer.

And, you know, the congressman was a big backer of abstinence-until-marriage, and he and his staffer were both married... to other people. But they were married.