The day being last Friday, but still, from the Toledo Blade—that's the Toledo BLADE:
Toledo Man Stabs Mom After She Doesn't Bring Him a Cheeseburger
The apparently REALLY low-blood-sugar 18-year-old "became irate" after his mom came home with fast food at one in the morning with nothing for him, so he stabbed her in the arm with a butcher knife. Mother fought back, cutting his hand with a smaller knife.
You almost hope there are untold oedipal elements to this story. Cutting your own mother over a cheeseburger is just cold.