As already pointed out in the comment thread of today's Stranger Suggests post, all three locations of Full Tilt Ice Cream are indeed closed on Mondays, which means no bacon ice cream bars for you.
We apologize for the error.
There is some good news, though. The fine folks at Full Tilt just twittered this message:
So while the shops might be closed, they're still hard at work and those peanut butter bacon bars dipped in chocolate will definitely be ready for you come tomorrow.