Dino Rossi's magical mystery tour comes to a close with this Tweet, announcing an announcement that we all already knew was coming.

(You might be wondering: How does Rossi spend an exciting moment like announcement eve? The answer: By making a paid appearance at a real estate investment seminar in Bellevue, where, as it turned out, he gave some impressively rambling advice to future high rollers of America—and one fully registered Stranger writer! More tomorrow on Rossi's tips for making money in a recession.)