Glad You're Finally Catching Up, Gramps. Technology helps us look at things! "With maps, apps and databases, the online community is working to help show the world the scope, and damage, of the Gulf Coast oil spill."

It's Not Me, It's You. North Korea breaks up with Seoul. "The move comes after an international report blamed North Korea for sinking a South Korean warship."

Raccoon in the Dumbwaiter! Europe is turning out to be a total money pit. "European stocks tumbled to an eight- month low as signs of weakness in the Spanish banking system increased concern that Europe’s debt crisis is spreading and military tensions grew in the Korean peninsular."

Also, Bears Responsible for Denmark's Shortage of Picnic Baskets. Beavers responsible for Poland's flooding. "Beavers dig tunnels in the flood defences, weakening them from inside. But they are not alone, there are also water voles."

Fierce. Congress moves to end DADT. "Opponents of gay rights were dismayed. Family Research Council President Tony Perkins called the agreement 'a back room deal that disregards the views of our troops and uses the military to advance the political agenda of a radical special interest group.'"

Well, Sir, Clearly Your Balls Are Too Large to Sit Comfortably on the Seat. Some P-I reader-blogger writes the headline, "Biking to work is stupid." Also uses the word "toodle."

He's a Drug Lord Named Mr. Coke. Jamaican drug raid kills 11. "Gunfire erupted as troops and police moved into the Tivoli Gardens district to search for Christopher 'Dudus' Coke, who is wanted by the United States."

Ooooooh! Stuffed! Former Detroit mayor sentenced to 18 months in prison. "'Your testimony in this court amounted to perjury,' the judge told Kilpatrick. 'Most compelling is that you lied to this court, continue to lie, after you pleaded guilty to lying.'"

Yay! Keep Eating Each Other Alive, Dummies! Actual Republican politican forced out of Connecticut Senate race by former World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon. "McMahon's personal fortune, her willingness to spend up to $50 million in the race and her win in the state convention proved too much for Simmons to overcome."

I Bet I Can Find One Million People Who Are Bad at Hiding. Facebook to simplify privacy controls.

Osama-bin-bortion. Study shows that 9/11 may have caused women to miscarry. "The authors hypothesized that this might be a case of 'communal bereavement.' Even without direct relationships with the deceased, pregnant women may have been distressed by the attacks, resulting in miscarriage, according to the research."

Acting with James Franco, Episode 2: