Lindy's really outdone herself with her review of Sex and the City 2. She basically explains the entire franchise in one brilliant line:

[SatC2] is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls. But I digress. Let us start with the "plot."

It's a marvelous review. You should read the whole thing. (Um, spoiler warning.)