The owner of this domesticated animal is not blind or slow or special in any way:

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In fact, the human owner is very alert, happy, and eager to impose her hairy pet on others in the QFC. What the human animal shares with the dog animal is an asshole. However, if a human animal puts his/her asshole directly on the floor of a grocery store, he/she will be arrested.

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