From the Lusty Lady's employee haiku book:

Mirrors to no end
Coin-operated pussy
Mind thinks of groceries

Often I ponder
When, oh when shall I remove
These, my cruelest shoes?

Seven years later
And I still feel so sexy
What job can compare?

The 48-hour Play Day (play days?) will happen next weekend—dancers will come out from behind the glass, give tours of the building, let patrons sit in a "hot seat" on the stage, and there are rumors of a dungeon for those who want a little light flogging.

Then the Lusty Lady will be but a memory.