A curious entry from the Kirkland Reporter's Police Blotter:
Woman leaves massage due to questionable lump in masseur's front pocket
May 23: Questionable actions: 1:16 p.m., 300 Parkplace Center. A massage customer contacted Kirkland Police and notified them that while receiving a foot and neck massage she thought she felt the masseur's erection on her back and shoulders. The customer told police that she felt uncomfortable and left the premises. The masseur was contacted by police and denied having an erection or any sexual contact with the customer but did have a large wallet in his front pocket.