So How Is BP Doing Today: Well, a stuck blade has stalled their efforts to cap the leaking well.
And Speaking Of: Some people are questioning the safety of another BP oil rig, and want it shut down.
Meanwhile: It is "virtually certain" the oil spill will hit the coast of Florida sometime this week.
Finally, Sarah Palin Weighs In on the Issue Via Twitter: "Extreme Greenies: see now why we push"drill,baby,drill"of known reserves&promising finds in safe onshore places like ANWR? Now do you get it?"
The Taliban Attacks Peace Conference: No delegates were harmed in the Taliban's suicide attack on Afghanistan's national peace conference.
"Israel to Expel All Activists by Day's End": "Israel on Wednesday was deporting the last of the nearly 700 foreign activists detained in a deadly raid on an aid flotilla bound for Palestinians in the blockaded, Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip."
First Germany's President...: Now Japan's Prime Minister has resigned, causing the value of yen to fall.
5 Dead, 25 Injured: After a taxi driver went on a shooting spree in northwestern England.
Bad News for Caffeine Addicts: Science says that morning cup of coffee doesn't really make you more alert.
If You're Gonna Smoke, Do It Overseas: American-made cigarettes might be more cancerous.
And Speaking of Smoking: The mother of the smoking two-year-old in Indonesia seeks help.
Time to Put Down the Bong, Science-Loving Stoner: "'String theorists' are exploring the possibility that we're all just a 3-D holographic projection of two-dimensional data that exists outside the accessible universe."
The Search Continues for the "Barefoot Bandit": Now local bounty hunters are after 19-year-old Colton Harris-Moore, who is believed to be responsible for stealing and in some cases wrecking boats, luxury cars, and airplanes. (His life will most certainly be made into a movie someday.)