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Today in Dads Embarrassing Their Unwitting Sons on the Internet

by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey • Jun 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm

DEAR DAD:
The next time you're thinking you'd like to embarrass me in front of a billion people on the internet, I wish you'd stop and perhaps reconsider. Or at least choose something a little less sneaky than encouraging me to make a "Towel Horn Instructional Video." I hate you, Dad. And I will hate you forever.
Sincerely,
Your Son

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