German prosecutors charged the Catholic archbishop of Freiburg with "aiding and abetting" child rape after he shuffled a known child rapist off to a new parish—which was standard church practice at the time. More like this please.
An Italian judge ordered a Hungarian stripper/Playboy model to remain imprisoned because she let "15-year-old boys grope her" during a performance at a club in Italy. The judge denied the woman bail because he believes she represents a threat to children. But the club was adults-only (18+) and Playboy's Brigitta Bulgari didn't know the club owner had illegally admitted underage boys. The club owner, who arguably set Bulgari up, wasn't arrested for admitting minors—boys I'm thinking weren't harmed by the experience. Less like this please.