Sometimes I listen to NPR or the BBC when I'm falling asleep, but I might have to stop because CHRIST ON A BICYCLE, PEOPLE, we are RUINING THE WORLD and it is AGITATING!

To wit: Sherpas* say that Mount Everest is melting.

This is making it more dangerous for mountain climbers for reasons of crampons and etc., but mostly:

MOUNT EVEREST IS MELTING. This is so, so wrong. No one should sleep until we make it appropriately icy again.

*This news is so screwed up that I am unable to take my customary great enjoyment in the word "sherpa." Thanks a lot, world.