Sorry Won't Cut It: An "apologetic advertising campaign" by BP for causing the (oops, their bad!) biggest oil spill in U.S. history is reportedly earning the company more criticism than sympathy.

Shot: A 20-year-old man was shot in the leg while he was seated in a parked car early yesterday morning in South Seattle.

Obesity and Babies: Is the American obesity epidemic a contributing factor to record-high rates of C-sections and an increase in birth defects and infant deaths?

WTF?! Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding last night.

Skillz: An inmate in Wenatchee, Washington internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles into jail. DAMN.

Throw Away the Key: Victims of serial rapist Richard Troy Gillmore are rallying to keep him behind bars.

The Owls Are Not What They Seem: Have you always dreamed of being waited on by Special Agent Dale Cooper or having your table bussed by Hawk? Today, Linda's Tavern is serving up Twin Peaks Sunday brunch. Wear a costume and have some pie! The coffee will be black as midnight on a moonless night, guaranteed.

Scary/Weird: Details about Friday's strange disappearance of a seven year old Oregon boy.

Ugly/Beautiful: After 10 years, Experience Music Project is apparently still "perplexing" Seattleites.

Body Recovered: Rescue police brought the body of Seattle skier Arne Backstrom down off a Peruvian mountain yesterday, two days after his death.