Hey Seattle restaurants, could one of you please name a sandwich "The Ryan Boudinot"?
In return, I'll write a short story set in your restaurant. Maybe this story will be good enough to get published in an upcoming book, who knows? I'll even read it aloud in your restaurant after eating the sandwich.
If you own a sandwich shop and you don't like the name "Boudinot," maybe you could name a sandwich after one of his books, instead? But that opens some curious questions: What, exactly, would go on a sandwich called The Littlest Hitler? Would a Misconception-wich be served hot or cold?