I Never Trusted You, Falkor!
Finally, a mash-up of The Neverending Story and To Catch a Predator. Because—and I'm sorry—but Falkor is just straight up creepy! (Note to commenters: The following clip should not be compared in any way to my continuing interest in Justin Bieber.)
Hat tips to Videogum!
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