Lindsay Lohan and the Lessons of SCRAM

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1

how does she get tight jeans on?
2
I can't decide who is the more entertaining fuck up: Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Palin. I wish there was a television channel that just showed a split screen of cameras following the two of them around 24/7.
3
did you see the outfit she wore to the MTV awards? it was a giant sequined pantsuit. nice try, crazy mom/daughter combo.
4
I can't believe I just got envious of anyone young enough that ham would simulate their skin. My ankles are so gross only salami might fool the machine.
5
I guess if your career involves nothing more than attending parties, you run that risk. But yes, ham would be awesome.

I assume a friendly butcher could keep you supplied with little squares of pigskin too.
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@2: I'd buy a television and watch that channel 24/7.
7
This invites so many plays on words:

'Scram-hamming'/'Ham-Scramming',
or the cooler, more simple catch-all.. 'Scrammin'
'Scrampering' could be for all things Scram-tampering,
or even 'Pulling an SHC' (A Scram Ham Cram)

Maybe Dan can help establish the new lingo here?
8
Tracy Jordan called his ankle bracelet "my Hollywood sock."
9
regardless, thanks for the photo.
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@9, word. I don't know of anyone else who can yo-yo between total knockout and total crackfiend trainwreck and back again so fast. Hot mess, indeed.
11
Why does dena lohan have an ankle bracelet?