Hey you! YOU. Were you just sitting around feeling incurably curious about EXACTLY what it felt like inside my skull while I watched the new motion picture version of Marmaduke? Well, you must have made out with a leprechaun or something, because today is your lucky day. I chronicled the entire thing:

Marmaduke has a "new leash on life." Make a note of it.

Spoiler alert: Marmaduke wins the surfing contest.

Spoiler alert: Marmaduke is outrageous.

Read the rest HERE.