FINAL SCORE: 1-0, Switzerland. Huge upset. As commenter Dustin Hansen put it at 8:26 am: "Spain is about as inefficient in scoring as my junior year of high school."

Also discussed in today's livechat: yodeling, Jesús Navas's hotness, Spain's "bad luck," Fnarf's pedanticism, Spanish coffee, foreskins, foreskinjuries, and soy chorizo.