Food writer/former chef/TV host Anthony Bourdain is in town tonight at the Moore with his newest book Medium Raw. While he's looking more distinguished these days*, panties will doubtlessly be dropping to the floor (if not thrown outright at the stage). Tony drives the ladies insane.

At a fancy dinner at Union when he was in town for The Nasty Bits, a female fan attempted an uninvited under-the-table crotch massage. This fan then almost got beaten with a baguette for her trouble (by Bourdain's assistant, not by him). More on that crazy evening over here.

* Overheard in the office: "Looks like someone hit him with the old stick!" Damn, that's cold.