I think the caller on the most recent "Savage Lovecast" who was asking about guys who can suck their own dicks meant to say, "It's more about having YOUR mouth on a dick, than a mouth in YOUR dick." That makes more sense. When I receive oral sex (I'm a woman), I just kind of shut down mentally and drift away. But when I give oral sex I have to concentrate, plan ahead, do the work, and so on. Maybe it's like how most people can't tickle themselves. If I touch my sides, it just feel like my fingers are touching something. But if someone else touches my side, all I can concentrate on is that my side is being touched.

At the end, the caller kind of lost it verbally (wtf is a magnum dick?), but I think his ultimate question is: do gay blow-job-loving auto-fellators break down those MY-dick-versus-A-dick barriers and experience the ultimate in pleasure, a sort of moebius strip/continuous motion machine of never-ending cyclical pleasure?

It's kind of an interesting question and I am looking forward to hearing the answers on an upcoming podcast. I can't contribute because I'm female and pretty flexible but still two or three inches away. And I know that from yoga, Dan, not from attempting auto-cunnilingus.

Take care! Love your column and the podcast!

A Devoted Listener

To listen to the auto-fellatio question that I apparently misheard on this week's podcast go here. And any auto-fellators out there who would like to share their cross-eyed perspective on auto-fellatio are hereby invited to pull their own dicks out of their mouths and call the "Savage Lovecast" at 206-201-2720. How's it feel, boys? Do gay boys who can auto-fellate need boyfriends at all? Do straight boys who can auto-fellate feel the tiniest bit gay once they're done?

Call us at the podcast, boys, and spill.