- Hi, I'm Roger Levesque. This is what my hair looked like last year.
There they were, signing scarves and shirts and such, but all the shirts sitting around were white. I approached Levesque and we had a conversation about his '70s-porn-star hair from last season (it has since been cut short, to make himself more presentable for a friend's wedding, he said) and I told him he is the sexiest Sounder (it is not even debatable!) and I asked if they had any blue shirts (like the one he was wearing) because the white t-shirts were lame.
Whereupon Roger Levesque said, "Oh, you can have this one," and took off his shirt and gave it to me. (The answer to your next question is: No, he had an undershirt on.) Then he signed the back for me. I am wearing it today (here's the front, here's the back).
In other news, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENVY?