Solomon Georgio on Fucking a Pastor in Renton and Jesse Vernon on a Tranny in Florida Who's Fucking with Conservatives

Two of the pieces in the Queer Issue aren't about fucking Republicans per se. Solomon Georgio writes:

I don't know if I've ever fucked a Republican—I never took the time to inquire—though I did have sex with a married pastor once. He claimed on the adult sex line that he was a 25-year-old Italian American in very good shape with a solid ass. I arrived at his house in Renton and abruptly found out that he was in his mid-50s, slightly chubby, somewhat greasy...

And Jesse Vernon writes about an MTF politician in Florida who thinks Obama is a socialist, still supports offshore drilling, and doesn't support gay marriage—all the things conservatives want, coming from a body conservatives probably aren't all that comfortable with:

Okay, so I've never fucked this trans person (though I've fucked other trans people). But I've been obsessed with Donna Milo ever since she announced her candidacy in Florida's Republican primary for a seat in Congress. Because, damn, it's fun to watch Republicans squirm when their best candidate is a transgender woman.

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Christopher Frizzelle

Christopher Frizzelle is The Stranger's former print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He is also the inventor of the silent-reading party, which has been happening monthly since 2009.

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