This is not okay:

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I was hoping I could just ignore the whole shoes-with-articulated-toes mess and it would go away. But as WOW Report reveals, Hollywood has taken to the monstrosities, and any and all burgeoning trendiness must be nipped in the bud.

So: If you see someone wearing articulated-toe shoes in public, you should scream. Don't stop screaming until the person has removed the shoes or left the area.

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