Hush money:

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought. Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life—even if Tiger dies first—or she'll lose the lot."

Woods reportedly isn't allowed to introduce any of his girlfriend(s) to his children. "He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her," according to the story. That seems like settlement-mandated bad parenting to me—shouldn't kids meet a potential new stepparent before the wedding?