I gayed up Slog yesterday by posting multiple videos of the cute—but always fully clothed—Branden "Rhapsody" Hayward, my new celebrity crush. (Do not underestimate the power and reach of my celebrity crushes—remember what happened the last time I pointed out a cute-but-relatively-unknown guy on the teevee who could play dim so charmingly.) Anyway, sorry about gaying up Slog so hard. For balance here's something for the straight boys...

Dang!

UPDATE: According to this story in today's NYT, it's probably the inside of that plane that needs a good scrubbing.