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Merchants Cafe, Pioneer Square, 1 pm. A tourist with a Southern accent and two kids in tow walks into the bar.

Bar lady: "Kids can't come in here."

Tourist: "Can't come in here? Day-um! I knew there'd be a drawback to having kids."

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