Yeah, yeah, Bocanegra and Gourcuff are hot—obviously. But they're not even in the World Cup anymore! Where is Wesley Sneijder, Washington Post? Goofy, camera smacking, useful-head-having Wesley?

Let's look at that photo of his cut up face some more, wanna?

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  • WWW.POSTPRODUKTIE.NL, VIA WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

PS: Yes, we will be liveblogging Sunday's match, aka Wesley Sneijder running around on a field with some other guys.

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