FINAL SCORE: Spain, 1-0.

LIVESLOG HIGHLIGHTS:

11:07, Sean Nelson, Emeritus: Winner gets the host country's coffee and diamond rights for the next 100 years.

11:44, Fnarf: The Dutch make excellent ovens, too, I hear.

11:44 Fnarf: I'm working on the perfect vuvuzela joke but it's not quite ready yet.

11:46, Sean Nelson, Emeritus: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the vuvuzela

11:52, JenV: What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Final? The referee.

12:16, Fnarf: The announcer just developed a Scottish accent during the excitement.

1:02, Sean Nelson, Emeritus: Spain wins the award for tiniest players

1:12, Jonathan Golob: Someone at Summit Pub house has a vuvuzela. Most entertaining thing thus far.

1:19 Sean Nelson, Emeritus: The Stranger will buy a shot of Goldschlager for whoever scores a goal in this match.

[After 90 minutes, still no score. We're going into extra time.]

[At the 109th minute, Netherlands gets a red card on a bullshit call.]

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[Andrés Iniesta scores for Spain. Score is 1-0. Wesley Sneijder will be inconsolable tonight. I can't wait!]

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1:59, Fnarf: Iniesta is the ugliest player in football, but that was a great moment. He looks like an uncooked loaf of bread.

[Whistle blows. Spain wins the World Cup for the first time in history.]