We don't need a "spider of the day" if we already know what sort of spider rules THE CENTURY. It's the huntsman spider. It's the spider of the day every day, and if we ever need a reminder, we just Google Lindy's post and there it is. No more additional spiders necessary. Not on Slog. Not in my shower. Not staring at me from the corner of my bedroom waiting for me to fall asleep so it can descend from the ceiling and lay a pocket of eggs in sinuses that hatch into an infinity of baby spiders that crawl out of my eyes and climb into the corner where they wait for me to fall asleep again.
PS — Lindy is welcome to menace the internet with snakes, frogs, sharks, chihuahuas, and feces. All fine by me. Just no more spiders.