Finally, a pizza joint is open in Pike/Pine with a window to feed the drunks outside, a full bar for the drunks inside, hours till 4:00 a.m. on Thursday through Saturday, and the dimensions of a rail car. Behold, diners and lushes, Big Mario's:

Cienna got two slices—one with pesto and another with sausage—and she says, "Whomoofuthrullygooh." I see Manhattans and heartburn in my future.

In other news, Bar Ferdinand has opened and Bethany wants you to know that they have wine and booze but no food yet.