The alleged Al Gore is alleged to have said that allegedly that to an an alleged masseuse while pointing at his allegedly hard alleged cock. And we're not talking about the same alleged Portland-based masseuse who was making allegations. This time it's an alleged Beverly-Hills-based masseuse is making the allegation. And the National Enquirer says there's a third.
Which means this June wasn't the hottest June on record ever. Even though it was.