...then blow-dry that Christ right out of your soul.

From ABC's Nightline:

Atheists Break Out New Ritual Tool: The Blow-Dryer
Nonbelievers Adopt Provocative Ceremony to Make a Point About Baptism

Wielding a blow-dryer, a leading atheist conducted a mass "de-baptism" of fellow non-believers and symbolically dried up the offending waters that were sprinkled on their foreheads as young children.

Full story with video here. For what it's worth, I have no doubt that blow dryers can work miracles. May these atheists find peace in their weirdly fixated souls.