When this story crops up every year:
A nine-page report put together by a variety of national, state and city agencies shows that officials hope to reduce the number of Canada geese in New York to 85,000 from 250,000.That means that roughly 170,000 geese — two-thirds of the population — will be killed.
Would the authorities gas these horrid birds (that produce a seemingly infinite quantity of horrid shit) in these numbers if they were instead named the "United States Goose"?