I totally choke on my own vomit, you guys!
  • "I totally choke on my own vomit, you guys!"

And after various alleged projects involving Zooey Deschanel, P!nk*, Renee Zellwegger, and Lili Taylor, the actually-getting-made Joplin biopic will star Amy Adams.

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I like Amy Adams (despite her godawful performance in Julie & Julia) and I wish her the best. However, I fear she will fall into the trap of Proving Her Grittiness, engaging in the type of vain debasements Jennifer Jason Leigh specialized in during the mid-'90s. ("Look! I can go all dead-eyed no matter how many people are raping me!")

*-Clearly P!nk is the proper choice. I don't know what happened, but it breaks my heart.

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