In case you're not familiar with Tom Hardy, My Boyfriend™, about whom I wrote in today's Suggests*, allow me to catch you up.

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Here is a picture of Tom Hardy, My Boyfriend™, picking me up from work to go diamond shopping:

Well take two of everything.
  • "We'll take two of everything."

Here is a picture of Tom Hardy, My Boyfriend™, getting ready to go out for meatball subs:

Well take four of everything. And a side of diamonds, please.
  • "We'll take four of everything. And a side of diamonds, please."

And here's a picture of Tom Hardy, My Boyfriend™, and me at a really exclusive movie premiere, right after I told a hilarious joke:

Youre, right, Lindy! It IS more like the Republican Farty! Now lets have sex.
  • "You're, right, Lindy! It IS more like 'the Republican Farty'! Now let's have sex."

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*For the record, in today's Suggests, I wrote that Leonardo DiCaprio is my boyfriend, because I was making a list of potential boyfriends in this movie and it seemed weird not to include him, as he is the star of the movie and a person very famous for being handsome. In fact, though, Leonardo DiCaprio is NOT my boyfriend in ANY WAY, because in my opinion he looks like a baby woman. With a beard. Apologies to Cillian Murphy, who was cruelly left out of the whole thing.