A Catholic priest explores anal sex at a NOM rally...

...and—surprise!—he's completely hung up on anal sex. And like a good Catholic priest he goes right to buttfucking children. ("Would you ever want one of your children or grandchildren to be submitted to that kind of act?" If your answer to that question is "yes," then drop 'em off at your nearest Catholic rectory.) And please note that this priest, like the Catholic Church itself, has an anti-straight agenda: he's opposed to sex for pleasure (straight oral and anal sex, straight sex that isn't open to conception), or roughly 99.99% of the sex that straight people have on any given weekend. Via Towleroad.