From Slog tipper Cody:

I'm not sure if you're a fan or not of Bravo's Top Chef but in the most recent episode, Aaron Shock was a featured guest judge and the obviously closeted Representative managed to, once again, galavant his homosexuality. Some of his best quotes were "There's a lot of meat on that stick" and his description of one meal as "fireworks in my mouth."

Thank you, Cody.

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