It Involves a Band-Aid and a Gentle Kiss: BP's new CEO will outline the company's plans to help the Gulf recover.

Did You Even Know There Was an Oil Spill In Michigan? Officials say the Kalamazoo River oil spill has been stopped.

Snitches Get Stitches: The White House calls for an end to people leaking papers, saying that the founder of WikiLeaks already has blood on his hands.

Another Day in Afghanistan: Three NATO troops killed in two separate attacks.

Not Out of the Woods Yet: US economic growth slowed to 2.4% in the second quarter, suggesting that the recession is likely over but that the recovery will be slow.

Seriously, Though, You Guys: The Goddamned Viaduct Is Going to Fall Down Any Minute Now: A citizen's group is calling for a public vote on the tunnel.

Those Fires Are Wild: The fire north of Los Angeles continues to burn.

The Republican Version of Joe Lieberman? Charlie Crist is polling with a slight lead in Florida as he leans to the left.

Let's Strip Again, LIke We Did Last Summer: A Seattle businessman has filed an application to open a strip club where Rick's was.

Sex Assault Charges: A man has been charged in a "violent, random sexual assault" on a West Seattle teen.

Speaking of Assault Charges: Seahawks linebacker Leroy Hill is facing further domestic assault charges.

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