Happy National Shark Week everybody! And while I tend to pooh-pooh shark week in this week's TV column (after all, Shark Week's been going for almost 30 years, and yet there hasn't been a single "Crocs on Meth Week"), last night's episode of Ultimate Air Jaws—basically an hour of sharks leaping out of the water to bite the shit out of some seals—was highly entertaining.
In this clip, a Jaws totally horks up a decoy seal. Because a) it was a decoy, and b) he just ate an entire plate of massuman chicken curry from Thai Wun On.