Oh, Cool! I Totally Trust You Guys. BP says static kill is working great—everything's fine, world saved.

"He just said 'pure hell' and then he walked away crying." Victims identified in Manchester shooting.

Well, Congratulations. You Ended Racism. Connecticut shooter said he was harassed by racist coworkers.

Next You'll Be Telling Me Lady Gaga Does Cocaine. Bristol and Levi split up again. "The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family." ACTUAL LOLZ.

5% of $1 Billion Is $50 Million. 40 American billionaires sign Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett's "Giving Pledge" to donate most of their wealth to charitable causes. Oracle Corp. Chairman Larry Ellison says he will give away at least 95%.

I've Waited My Whole Life to Type These Words. "Hero" dog smells diabetes, eats owner's infected toe.

This Is Not Good. 1,500 dead so far in Pakistan floods.

Don't Bother Clicking Through. There's No More Information. One man and one woman injured in south Seattle shooting.

Oh, Here's Something. The man was shot in the buttocks.

"Violence can happen anywhere." National Night Out block parties fight crime with hamburgers.

First They Came for the Roosters. Cock-a-doodle-DON'T.


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