But now I'm all itchy about the forthcoming Prop 8 decision. So please join me in the eternal diversionary delights of Beyonce Clown:

After you watch Beyonce Clown at least twice, please proceed directly to the reaction video of Jada Foote. Taken together, these videos are one of my favorite works of art of all time.

(My ridiculously arbitrary personal connection to Prop 8 is laid out here. Also, my secret dream is to somehow get rich enough to pay for the South Park bridge rebuild, then name it after I something I love. Frontrunner: the Beyonce Clown Bridge. And if I can somehow take possession of E. Marginal Way, it will become the Jada Foote Expressway.)