Dan Savage is on vacation (and probably drinking a fruity cocktail served in a hollowed-out coconut right now), so consider this a complaint about the weather on his behalf.

It is 59 degrees here in Seattle, complete cloud cover, and just beginning to rain. Weather.com says:

Cooler than yesterday at this time.

Yeah, thanks. This weekend promises highs in the 60s, overcastness, and showers.

Seattle School: Love you for trying, but your magic spell to induce sunshine is not working.