"I don't know what a 'Molly Moon' is but I'm definitely not going to give it to you!"

“…Lee, Kimball, Benson… um… Hunter, Hinckley, Monson. May I go back outside now?”*

"Oh, so you're THAT kind of Crip..."

"Fuck you, Lindy West. I thought SATC 2 was sassy, smart and subversive."

"Another dating mishap brought to you by Craigslist."

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*-Totally LDS insider baseball, but HILARIOUS.