We already know quite a bit about American Hero Steven Slater. To recap: After some sort of altercation aboard JetBlue flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to JFK yesterday, maybe involving a woman slamming the door to an overhead luggage compartment down on Slater's head, Slater, a career flight attendant, allegedly picked up the mic to the plane's intercom, cursed the woman out ("To the fucking asshole who told me to fuck off, it's been a good 28 years. I've had it. That's it."), opened the airplane's emergency exit while it was on the tarmac at JFK, grabbed two beers from the plane's galley, and slid down an inflatable slide straight into folk hero status. (And then reportedly went home and banged his boyfriend while the cops were coming for him.)

But questions about the incident remain. Including! Which of Jet Blue's five available in-flight beers did Slater grab before his history-making trip down the emergency exit slide?

Let's answer the question with a definitive, mystery-solving Slog poll.