Crying in a bathtub somewhere.
  • Crying in a bathtub somewhere.
I didn't want to bring this up (it's kinda embarrassing), but Wyclef Jean isn't the first New Yorker to get a bug up his ass about being president. Remember way back in 2008, when New York Senator Hillary Clinton and former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani each thought they'd make good presidents?

Will cancan at your birthday party for $25 and a rock of crystal.
  • Will cancan at your birthday party for $25 and a rock of crystal.
And remember how both failed to make it past the primaries because nearly everyone disagreed with them? Who even knows what happened to those losers?


Instead, voters smartly elected Barack Obama, who is practically a Seattleite. (Hawaii is roughly 20 miles south of Federal Way.)

Seattle's even responsible for producing conservative powerhouses Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. Beck is from Everett (five miles north of Seattle) and Palin is from Alaska (10 miles north of Everett).

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