At least they're horny for those SECB members who are thin pretty females.

From the scene: "A young Republican Rossi supporter tried to pick me up!" reports our thin pretty female. "His come-on line: 'So, you voted for Rossi....' 'Nope,' I told him. 'I'm a writer for The Stranger.' He apologized profusely."

The SECB temptress then chatted with the man and his friend, the latter of whom expressed his dislike of Sarah Palin, driving the Rossi-loving Lothario to flee the room, so opposed was he to his friend's anti-Palin sentiment. "Thus ended the romance," reports our lady, who was soon enough accosted by another man—a KING 5 anchor who asked if she could please retrieve Luke Esser from across the room. "I work for The Stranger—what are you gonna do for me?" asked our lady, inspiring another man to apologize profusely and abruptly ending another romance.

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