For the record, we like toast:


These latest results from the Secretary of State's office on the Supreme Court race represent about half of the expected votes in the primary election. And while we'd love to say that Rumbaugh—adorable as he is—can pull through, the math is against him. He'd need the whopping majority of the remaining uncounted votes to come down on his side, and, frankly, that's not going to happen. With only two contestants and Jim Johnson firmly in the lead, this race won't proceed to the general election; Rumbaugh's toast. May he be delicious with butter and jam.

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